Cinderella Diamond Edition Blu-ray review

Actors: Ilene Woods, Eleanor Audley, Lucille Bliss, Rhoda Williams, Verna Felton

Directors: Clyde Geronimi, Hamilton S. Luske, Wilfred Jackson

Writers: Ken Anderson, Homer Brightman, Winston Hibler

Format: Animated, Closed-captioned, Color, DTS Surround Sound, Dubbed, NTSC, Subtitled, Widescreen

Language: English (Dolby Digital 2.0), English (DTS-HD High Res Audio), French (Unknown), Spanish (Unknown)

Subtitles: French, Spanish, English

\Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1

Number of discs: 2

Rated: G (General Audience)

Studio: Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment

Release Date: October 2, 2012

Run Time: 75 minutes

            Some films don’t seem to be enhanced any on high definition Blu-ray. A classic black-and-white film from the 50s may not look altogether different when watched on Blu-ray instead of DVD, but animated films are an exception. Although Cinderella is over 60 years old, there is still a great deal of detail that I had never noticed in the high definition presentation of this beloved classic. The new Blu-ray release comes with an all-new enhanced presentation, as well as many new special features that include a never-before-seen Tangled short film.

            Despite being a classic today and considered one of the three great princess films from the golden years of Disney, Cinderella didn’t start out with such certainty. Made in 1950, Cinderella was the first post-war animated feature from Disney, and was a huge risk that threatened the entire animation department. At the time Disney hadn’t seen the same amount of success since the release of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs many years prior. Cinderella was a risky film, but one that put the studio back on top.

            Cinderella is filled with wonderful animation and memorable music, telling the story of a young beauty with an evil step-mother and the desire to go to a ball. With the help of a fairy Godmother, Cinderella is able to finish her chores and make it to the dance, only to meet the Prince and fall madly in love. The story is well known, from pumpkin carriage to glass slipper, but has never looked as good as it does here.

            The Blu-ray 2-Disc combo pack includes both a Blu-ray and DVD copy of the film, with a number of new special features to add to the vintage one. Most mentionable on the Blu-ray is the second-screen abilities and a new short film with the characters from Tangled, though there is also a never-before-seen alternate opening for the film. There are few films as memorable as this one, and it belongs in any Disney fan’s collection while the vault is still open.

Dark Shadows Blu-ray Combo pack review

Actors: Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Bonham Carter, Eva Green, Jackie Earle Haley

Director: Tim Burton

Writers: Seth Grahame-Smith, John August

Producers: Johnny Depp, Richard D. Zanuck, Graham King, Christi Dembrowski, David Kennedy

Format: AC-3, Dolby, Full Screen, NTSC, Subtitled, Widescreen

Language: Portuguese (Dolby Digital 5.1), English (DTS 5.1), French (Dolby Digital 5.1), Spanish (Dolby Digital 5.1)

Subtitles: French, Spanish, Portuguese

Aspect Ratio: 1.78:1

Number of discs: 2

Rated: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)

Studio: Warner Home Video

Release Date: October 2, 2012

Run Time: 113 minutes

            Dark Shadows looks like vintage Tim Burton. It has the look and feel of Beetlejuice, mixed with a little bit of The Witches of Eastwick. There are some spectacular visual sequences in which we are treated to the style which Burton is known for. The final sequence has a house coming to life through the trickery of a witch, and this moment feels like Burton at his best. I only wish that as much attention were given to Seth Grahame-Smith’s screenplay adaptation of the cult British series, “Dark Shadows.”

            Vampires, werewolves and witches fill this comical fantasy film, but it is the performances which are most outrageous. Johnny Depp seems to enjoy the freedom that comes with a Tim Burton film. Occasionally his performance is too weird even for Burton (like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or Alice in Wonderland), but Dark Shadows is just strange enough to be fun. Depp stars as Barnabas Collibns, a man whose affair with his chambermaid Angelique (Eva Green) turns out to be a huge mistake. Angelique is a witch, so when left heartbroken she curses Barnabas to become a vampire.

            After being entombed for two centuries, Barnabas emerges in 1972 and returns home to a house full of his dysfunctional descendant, including a matriarchal figure (Michelle Pfeiffer). The problem with the film from this point on is that it seems to have little direction in-between gags. Barnabas takes over the family business to try and push Angelique out, who is still around town and a successful business owner with the absence of competition. Barnabas returns to make the family business a success, but there is no accounting for the trickery that Angelique is willing to resort to. This storyline is rather muddled and dull, until a final conclusion filled with magic and special effects.

            The Blu-ray release of Dark Shadows comes with a DVD and Ultraviolet copy as well, but the special features are somewhat lacking. There are some deleted scenes, though none worth writing home about. The only special feature which truly enhances the package is the Maximum Movie Mode, which is exclusive to Blu-ray. It allows the viewer an insider look at the making-of the film with nine behind-the-scenes featurettes during playback.  

Magic City: The Complete First Season Blu-ray review

Actors: Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Kelly Lynch

Director: Mitch Glazer

Format: Widescreen

Language: English, Spanish

Subtitles: English, Spanish

Aspect Ratio: 1.78:1

Number of discs: 3

Rated: NR (Not Rated)

Studio: Anchor Bay

Release Date: October 2, 2012

Run Time: 419 minutes

            After the success of Mad Men, it is no surprise that we are suddenly seeing a whole lot more period television series, such as the unsuccessful “Pan Am,” “Boardwalk Empire,” and now “Magic City.” This series takes place at the Miramar Playa Hotel in Miami Beach in 1959, making it feel like a cross between “Boardwalk Empire” and “Mad Men,” especially when criminal activity is what helps to keep the hotel alive during Castro’s occupation of Havana. Between the mob, the Kennedys and the CIA, owner of the hotel Ike Evans (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) is forced to jump through a series of hoops to stay afloat.

            When Ike becomes involved with Ben “The Butcher” Diamond in order to keep the unions away from his hotel, he changes the direction of his business for both him and his sons. The changes are small at first, but soon they are tangled up with a man whose name is a direct result of his vicious nature. Matters are made even worse when one of Ike’s sons begins an affair with the young and beautiful wife of “The Butcher,” leaving us to imagine what would happen should he get caught.

            What makes “Magic City” a joy to watch is similar to what makes “Mad Men” work as well, on top of excellent acting and impeccable writing. “Magic City” uses the real-life events of the time and location and blends them into the storyline. The pilot episode of “Magic City” has a Frank Sinatra show on New Year’s Eve, and details such as Sinatra’s insistence that every seat be filled are part of what makes this show a slice of history as well as entertainment.

            The first season of this Starz Studios Original series is included on three discs in this set. There are eight episodes in this first season, each nearly an hour long and filled with the kind of sex and violence which can only be found on cable channels. The special features include a making-of featurette, as well as one about the style, music and cars of the show’s time period. There is even a featurette on the real Magic City that inspired the show. 

New Girl: The Complete First Season DVD review

Actors: Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, Lamorne Morris, Hannah Simone

Format: AC-3, Box set, Color, Dolby, Subtitled, Widescreen, NTSC

Language: English

Subtitles: English, French, Spanish

Aspect Ratio: 1.78:1

Number of discs: 3

Rated: Unrated

Studio: 20th Century Fox

DVD Release Date: October 2, 2012

Run Time: 526 minutes

            Sitcoms have changed in the last few decades. Four camera sitcoms filmed in front of a live audience on a stage still exist, but the more popular ones have found a way to push the boundaries and remain clever. A perfect example is the flashback storytelling of “How I Met Your Mother.” Even so, most sitcoms have now gone on to the one-camera version, which is not contained within the restrictions of a set. What makes a show like “New Girl” stand out from the other one-camera sitcoms isn’t plot. “Happy Endings” has a similar structure, and even stole one of the actors from the pilot of “New Girl,” but it is characters within this particular show which makes it memorable.

            Producer and star of the show Zooey Deschanel seems to have had this role tailor made for her specific talents. The character of Jess is an optimistic school teacher with the habit of singing to herself and expecting the best out of humanity. After a bad break-up slightly shakes up her spirit, Jess move in with three even more pathetic bachelors. Schmidt (Max Greenfield) is the only one with any financial success, though he is also a womanizer and secretly dating Jess’s model friend, Cece (Hannah Simone). Coach (Damon Wayans Jr.) is replaced with Winston (Lamore Morris) after the pilot, because apparently one black actor is as good as the next for the show’s purpose.

            The last roommate is Nick (Jake Johnson), a law school dropout turned bartender whose cynicism is a perfect counter for Jess’ positive attitude. In one classic episode these two characters fight over the intentions of their creepy landlord, leading to an outrageous battle of will. The complete twenty-four episodes of the first season of “New Girl” is included in this three-disc set. There are commentaries on three select episodes, including the pilot. There are also alternate jokes and a gag reel, audition footage and even a featurette on the fashion sense of the show’s star.    

Happy Endings Season 2 Blu-ray review

Actors: Zachary Knighton, Elisha Cuthbert, Damon Wayans Jr.

Format: AC-3, Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, Subtitled, Widescreen, NTSC

Language: English

Subtitles: Spanish

Number of discs: 2

Rated: NR (Not Rated)

Studio: ABC

DVD Release Date: October 23, 2012

Run Time: 450 minutes

            If friends became a one-camera show, I think this is what it would look like. “Happy Endings” is a mildly amusing series about a group of friends in their late 20s and early 30s, and most of them are single. The series remains dedicated to the relationships between these friends and the new people they are currently dating. The most significant relationships, however, are the relationships which are built within the group of friends.

            The main relationship in this series is between Dave (Zachary Kighton) and Alex (Elisha Cuthbert). The series begins on their wedding day, but when Alex leaves Dave at the alter it ends the plans of a life together that they once had. It also makes things difficult for the group of friends. The group is tied to both of the suddenly split couple, and they don’t know how to cope with the new dynamic. Alex’s sister Jane (Eliza Coupe) is married to Dave’s friend Brad (Damon Wayans Jr.). Thrown into the mix is Dave’s gay roommate, Max (Adam Pally) and the desperately single Penny (Casey Wilson).

            It is clear that we will be hearing more about Dave and Alex, as they are the only ones capable of adding some romantic through line to the series. Season one didn’t advance their relationship, and season two only hints at it, but there are no other relationships on the show which are taken as seriously. Nearly every character has a relationship at one time or another, but they move on so fast from one episode to the next that it is hard to feel bad for them when heartbroken. Mostly this is a show to make you laugh at the trials of being single, or in a relationship, whereas all of the serious discussion of these things are left for another show. “Happy Endings” is all laughs and little sentimentality.

            Season two offers far more episodes than the brief first season, including 21 episodes on three discs. The special features include deleted scenes and outtakes.

           

How I Met Your Mother: The Complete Season 7 Blu-ray review

Actors: Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Neil Patrick Harris, Alyson Hannigan

Format: AC-3, Box set, Color, Dolby, Subtitled, Widescreen, NTSC

Language: English

Subtitles: English, French, Spanish

Aspect Ratio: 1.77:1

Number of discs: 3

Rated: NR (Not Rated)

Studio: 20th Century Fox

DVD Release Date: October

           

Multi-camera sitcoms shot on a stage with a live audience and a laugh track seemed all but dead, but there are still a few gems among the reality television and single camera laugh-track void shows. “How I Met Your Mother” may use all of the traditional technical elements of these sitcoms, but there is an added element; narration. The entire show is told through the context of a father telling his son and daughter about the journey from being single to meeting their mother, only even the audience isn’t clued in to who their mother is. The show begins with a misleading pilot that introduces an attractive female lead who has the same sense of humor as our narrator in his younger years, but by the end we are informed that she isn’t “the one”.

There are plenty of women who aren’t the one our narrator Ted will marry, but that is the charm of How I Met Your Mother. The premise seems fit for an average romantic feature film, but by dragging it out in a series there are many great opportunities to examine dating in 2005. The portion of the show that has Ted telling his children about their mother, takes place in 2029, which allows us to focus on the relevance of the 2005 dating scene. Just as Friends is now a window into the 1990’s and how relationships were approached and discussed among friends, How I Met Your Mother has the same charms for a new age of dating. The situations that Ted finds himself in are likely to parallel many experiences that frustrated singles feel today, and it is done in a humorous and often thoughtful way. This seems to be a direct result of a great cast and good writers.

The role of Ted seems written for Jimmy Fallon, but Josh Radnor is an acceptable substitute and the fact that he looks like John Cusack before he lost the baby fat on his cheeks helps him seem likeably familiar. I wasn’t sure how I felt about him during the first couple of episodes, but he certainly makes for a better romantic lead than Ross ever was, and you find that he grows on you as the season progresses. Radnor is supported by Jason Segel, who was great on Freaks and Geeks and seems to be playing a variation of the same role here, and Alyson Hannigan from the American Pie series. Neil Patrick Harris is also added to the cast as the womanizing friend who always wears a suit. Bob Saget as the never seen elder version of Ted, and voiceover for many parts of the show, making How I Met Your Mother feel like the creators of Wonder Years was asked to make a Friends replacement, especially when Wendy Cooper shows up. But it works in a good way.

As for the writing, it’s creatively sweet without losing its hip edge. There is also an element of geekiness in the scripts, which seems to be in these days. Season seven has become a bit of a stretch and it seems we may never know who the mother is, but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t still moments of genius. This season is called “The Ducky Tie Edition,” for the duck tie that Barney is forced to wear for a year when he loses a bet to Marshall. There are also some more slaps and Ted goes through his usual roller coaster ride in various relationships.

The DVD includes a featurette about Neil Patrick Harris getting a star on Hollywood Bld., as well as a featurette about the plethora of guest star cameos this season. There are also two making-of featurettes and select episode audio commentaries, but most fans will find more laughs in the deleted scenes and gag reel.

Portlandia: Season 2 Blu-ray review

Actors: Carrie Brownstein Fred Armisen

Format: Color, NTSC

Language: English

Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1

Number of discs: 2

Rated: NR (Not Rated)

Studio: VIDEO SERV

Release Date: September 25, 2012

Run Time: 220 minutes

            There have been a lot of sketch shows over the years, and “Portlandia” follows in that tradition. There are the usual absurd and random caricatures and skits, though this show is so specific in its choice of location and subsequent topics that it may make the humor less accessible than desirable. That being said, for anyone who has spent time in Portland, the humor of this show can often be spot on. And as an additional bonus, there is an episode which takes the time to poke fun at Los Angeles as well.

            There are some great gags within this series, and every once and awhile I even found myself laughing. The problem with these jokes is that they are often used again and again in repeat episodes, just like any skit show does with a routine that works. Before long, the joke that was once funny becomes overwhelmingly tiresome and repetitious. This happens more often in season two, if only because this season has a great deal more episodes than the first one. There are still some great moments, but they are fewer and further between in this season.

            Season two has ten episodes fit onto two discs. Most of the episodes are on the first disc, with plenty of special features. There is a tour of Seattle special, which is odd but refreshingly different in the same way the L.A. episode is. There is also a making-of special, a director’s cut of the Brunch Village episode and deleted scenes from the Feminine Bookstore sketches. There are also commentaries on four episodes.

Strippers Vs Werewolves Blu-ray review

Actors: Robert Englund, Steven Berkoff, Martin Compston

Director: Jonathan Glendening

Format: Surround Sound, Widescreen

Language: English

Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1

Number of discs: 1

Rated: Unrated

Studio: Well Go USA

Release Date: September 25, 2012

Run Time: 93 minutes

 

            The effects are bad but breasts are bare, so I don’t see how I will be able to change anybody’s mind about this film. It is as cheesy as you would expect, perhaps even more so. It makes Zombie Strippers look like a masterpiece of good taste, but that is not because Strippers Vs Werewolves is any more vulgar. It is simply less intelligent, reaching to base audience members who don’t care to suspend disbelief as much as they want to see nude women. There is hardly even any horror in this B-film, even when there is violence and death. Instead of frightening, this film is just boring and predictable.

            After a confusing a poorly edited opening sequence in which we watch a building blow up, we are brought back into a slightly more conventionally bad attempt at filmmaking. The characters are all introduced, although they are all indistinguishable and interchangeable. There are a group of strippers and a group of werewolves. After we are told all of their names in freeze frame titles, the idiotic story can continue. One stripper is giving a private dance to a man who gets too excited and turns into a werewolf, so the stripper instinctually stabs him in the eye with a pen, which is conveniently made of silver.

            The death of one werewolf brings the wrath of the remainder of the pack, and soon the sleazy strip club The Silvadollaz is a battlefield between shotgun carrying strippers and goofy prosthetic wearing werewolves. Even a special appearance by Robert Englund isn’t enough to make this film even unintentionally good. Skip this film unless all you care about is the possibility of nudity, in which case you are the base target this shoddy film was directed towards.

            The Blu-ray bonus features include a commentary from the film’s producers and a behind-the-scenes look at the making of the film. It is all just bad. And the high definition only serves as further proof in the terrible filmmaking at work in Strippers Vs Werewolves.

Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights Kicks Off With Annual Eyegore Award

This past Friday night marked the annual opening of Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights, which kicked off with the Eyegore Awards and some celebrity recipients. Although the Eyegore Awards are hardly the highest respected ceremony in Hollywood, it is a fun way to launch Southern California’s best Halloween event. Who better to scare horror fans than the studio that dominated the genre in the heyday of cinema, from Frankenstein to the Wolf Man, Mummy to the Creature from the Black Lagoon. This year they are home to modern classics such as “The Walking Dead,” Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Silent Hill. The classic monsters also make an appearance in a maze of their own.

            This year’s Eyegore Awards were hosted by McKenzie Westmore from Syfy’s “Face Off,” with recipients including Guillermo del Toro, Chad Michael Murray, Silas Weir Mitchell and Bitsie Tulloch. Alice Cooper also made an appearance to honor the latest edition of his own personal maze, complete with psychedelic 3D effects which must be seen to be believed. Other guests included “That 70s Show” star Wiler Valderrama and Michelle Trachtenberg, who shared an impromptu photo session onstage after the ceremony had ended.    

            The real stars of the Halloween Horror Nights, however, are the men and women who created the effects. There is an astounding amount of effort put into everything from the make-up to costumes, lighting to maze design. There is even some puppetry involved in the La Llorona maze. Although there are other theme parks who boast a larger number of mazes, but nobody does them with the same attention to detail as Universal Studios. Halloween Horror Nights is open weekends and select nights through October 31, and discount tickets can be found online at http://www.halloweenhorrornights.com/hollywood/2012/tickets.php

October Baby Blu-ray review

Actors: Rachel Hendrix, Jason Burkey, Jasmine Guy, John Schneider

Director: Andrew Erwin, Jon Erwin

Format: Anamorphic, Subtitled, Widescreen

Language: English

Subtitles: English, French

Aspect Ratio: 2.40:1

Number of discs: 1

Rated: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)

Studio: Provident Films

Run Time: 95 minutes

            It takes a great deal for a movie to anger me. I’m not offended easily by shocking content or exploitative material, but a poorly made manipulative movie can make my blood boil every time. This is why I can’t stand to sit through the saccharine melodrama of most Christian funded films, and as much as October Baby attempts to disguise itself as mainstream it was clearly made with these type of agendas. We are meant to watch these poorly scripted scenes with one-dimensional characters and be convinced that abortion is wrong. There is simply no other reason for October Baby to exist, and therefore it feel more like propaganda than entertainment.

            Unknown newcomer Rachel Hendrix gives us an annoyingly whiny performance as the “victim” of our contrived plot. Hannah (Hendrix) college life seems to be going great. Even though she is only a freshman, Rachel is already starring in the school play, which provides the perfect opportunity for an incredibly predictable and overly dramatic sequence in which she collapses on stage. Her parents and her longtime plutonic childhood friend are in the audience and they rush to her as though it were a life threatening situation. The medical side of the story somewhat vanishes, however. It survives in the story only long enough to contrive a reason for Hannah to discover her parents are not her birth parents.

            Discovering that she is adopted is actually only the beginning for Hannah, because this is a film which is determined to make a point about abortion. Hannah was adopted after her mother failed to abort her, making a strong albeit transparent case for a pro-life world. Hannah takes a road trip with her longtime friend, Jason (Jason Burkey), who she is clearly meant to be in love with despite a jealous girlfriend always in the wings of the story. There is an inevitable joining of these two, just like there is a contrived meeting with the birth mother. All of these events are expected within such a predictably manipulative movie, but nothing prepared me for how poorly it would all come together.

            The film was co-written by too many people, and then co-directed by a brother team with more experience doing Christian music videos than narrative film. This is apparent, because we are given a cheesy music montage sequence between every scene of poorly written dialogue, forever attempting to force profundity where there is none. All of this is handled with less dexterity than a daytime soap opera. The Blu-ray release has an audio commentary, bloopers, deleted scenes and half a dozen other featurettes and extras. None of them are particularly worthwhile, but this could simply be because I would rather watch paint dry than have to endure any more October Baby.

Quadrophenia Blu-ray review

Actors: Phil Daniels, Leslie Ash, Philip Davis, Sting, Raymond Winstone

Director: Philip Davis, Franc Roddam

Format: Color, DTS Surround Sound, NTSC, Subtitled, Surround Sound, Widescreen

Language: English

Subtitles: English  

Aspect Ratio: 1.77:1

Number of discs: 1

Rated: R (Restricted)

Studio: Criterion Collection

Release Date: August 28, 2012

Run Time: 120 minutes

            Rock band The Who collaborated with cinematic efforts twice in the late 60s and early 70s, creating two rock opera albums which then became two very different films. They are probably best known for creating the rock opera Tommy, which was made into a film and eventually also became a stage musical. Lesser known is the kitchen sink coming-of-age film, Quadrophenia, perhaps mostly because of the fact that the music simply adds mood and atmosphere to the story rather than taking control. This is a film which fits into the realism and perspective of the British “angry young man” films far more than any type of musical influence.

            The Who’s rock album is the basis for Quadrophenia’s story, following a pill-popping teenager in 1960s London looking for an outlet to justify his angst. Jimmy (Phil Daniels) is angry at the culture he lives in, despising his mailroom job and all of the people who carry out what he deems a dull existence. Jimmy throws himself into the mod lifestyle, spending all of his money on the right clothing and preparing for a conflict against the rival rockers. A crucial scene in the film takes place during a planned brawl between hundreds of mods and rockers in Brighton Beach, where Jimmy is able to feel as though his life has a purpose through destruction.

            This is a fleeting feeling, however, which is why the angst and drugs always take a priority in Jimmy’s life and personality. The real reason behind much of what Jimmy does, even the love of mod style to a certain extent, comes from his fascination with a girl named Steph (Leslie Ash). This relationship is childish and unfair, which leads our antihero to bouts of irrational tantrums. He may act like a rebel, but in reality he is just lonely. The only moments not involving Steph which seem to bring Jimmy happiness are those made with other mods that he respects, including a leader played by Sting in one of his early film roles.

            The music of The Who is peppered throughout the soundtrack of this coming-of-age tale. There are many great songs, such as “I’ve Had Enough,” “5:15” and Love Reign O’er Me,” but the band remains in the background to the story. The Blu-ray release of this classic includes a new digitally restored high definition presentation of the uncut version of the film, supervised by cinematographer Brian Tufano. The soundtrack is available in the original 2.0 stero as well as a new 5.1 surround mix, presented in DTS-HD Master Audio. There is also a new audio commentary by director Franc Roddam and Tufano and a number of new interviews, not to mention the vintage ones. There are also a few segments from 1960s television programs about mods and The Who. The booklet insert has an essay from critic Howard Hampton as well as a personal history of the mods and Pete Townshend liner notes from the 1973 album.

Lonesome Blu-ray review

Actors: Barbara Kent, Glenn Tryon

Director: Paul Fejos

Format: Black & White, Color, Full Screen, NTSC, Subtitled, Widescreen

Language: English

Subtitles: English

Aspect Ratio: 1.77:1

Number of discs: 1

Rated: Unrated

Studio: Criterion Collection

Release Date: August 28, 2012

Run Time: 69 minutes

            Paul Fejos was an artist during a time when filmmaking was clearly about profits. At the cusp of the arrival of sound, studios scrambled to create films that catered to the latest popular craze of the time. This is a tradition which has carried on throughout the history of cinema, all the way to today’s 3D films and Imax presentations that are the new craze of audiences. In 1928, it was sound and talking in films which had become lucrative with the success of The Jazz Singer. Eventually even Charlie Chaplin would make films with some sound, though thankfully he kept the Tramp for the most part silent. Lonesome is one of the films in the middle; a silent film which has sequences of dialogue.

            The simplicity of Lonesome lies within the plot, which is simply about two hardworking New Yorkers who find each other on a Fourth of July weekend in Coney Island. Where Lonesome becomes an intricately designed film is all in the stylistic approach that Fejos takes, using a remarkable amount of camera movement and even some color tinting to select sequences. In the end, it is the sound sequences which are the most static and uninteresting by today’s standards. They sound may have been novel at the time, but the silent sequence on the roller coaster is timeless.

           

            Hungarian filmmaker Fejos went on to a successful career as an anthropologist after his stint as a filmmaker. At the time, Fejos struggled to fit into the studio system. He couldn’t find any studio willing to give him the creative control he saw as necessary, and only Universal Studios was willing to take a chance on him. The result is Lonesome, as well as a few other rare classics. Two of them have been included as a bonus feature in the Blu-ray release of Lonesome. There is The Last Performance, a 1929 silent starring Conrad Veidt, as well a reconstructed sound version of the 1929 musical Broadway. At the time Broadway was the most expensive film the studio had ever undertaken.

            Additional special features include an audio commentary with film historian Richard Koszarski, as well as a1963 visual essay about Fejos and his career. There is also an excerpt from an audio interview with cinematographer Hal Mohr about Broadway, and a booklet insert with essay by film critic Phillip Lopate and film historian Graham Petrie. The new digital restoration of the film is astounding and the special features could not get much better for a forgotten classic.   

Family Guy Volume 10 DVD review

Actors: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

Format: AC-3, Animated, Box set, Color, Dolby, Subtitled, Widescreen, NTSC

Language: English

Subtitles: English, French, Spanish

Number of discs: 3

Rated: NR (Not Rated)

Studio: 20th Century Fox

Release Date: September 25, 2012

Run Time: 349 minutes

It was different and somewhat shocking when it first became an underground hit, but now it is just getting a little bit old. It is still funny, but it just seems a little bit too contrived at this point. Or maybe the random humor is just getting old. The writers seem to realize that this is happening, and can only poke fun of itself. There are even jokes in this season having to do with the cutaways. One random one has Peter pretending to be Meg for no apparent reason other than to mess with the formula which has grown tired. There aren’t even nearly as many cutaways either, having been done to death in earlier seasons.

The usual flashbacks to the past which are inspired by a comment from one of the characters, often leading in with “This is worse than the time that…” or some variation to that, has been cut back a great deal. To replace these tired tricks there are many more pop culture references, often even placing the Family Guy characters in different mediums or ripping foreign characters out of their own environment and into The Family Guy. When this doesn’t work they just go for shock value, with an emphasis on animal cruelty and racial stereotypes.

They keep attempting to push the boundaries of odd and offensive, and occasionally “Family Guy” still hits the mark. The show is increasingly irreverent and post-modern, with even more jokes addressed directly at the audience. Occasionally we even leave the animated medium entirely, including a lengthy sequence with Peter attacking a screen playing The Sound of Music.

Volume 10 has fourteen episodes in a three-disc set, including the hour-long musical Christmas episode. The special features include commentary tracks on select episodes by series writers, directors, producers and cast members. There are also deleted scenes and a few featurettes on the making of some of the more impressive sequences from this volume, including the Christmas episode’s music and another epic fight sequence.

Homeland: The Complete First Season Blu-ray review

Actors: Damian Lewis, Claire Danes

Format: AC-3, DTS Surround Sound, Subtitled, Widescreen

Language: English

Subtitles: English, French, Spanish

Number of discs: 3

Rated: Unrated

Studio: Showtime

Release Date: August 28, 2012

Run Time: 60 minutes

            When “24” came out it was the first post-9/11 terrorist thriller on television, and for a few years it seemed cutting edge. Even with the absurdity of the time constraint gimmick, “24” had moments of brilliance, and it provided a cathartic and patriotic win against terrorism. After that series had been done to death, writers Howard Gordon and Alex Gansa have moved on to loosely adapt the Israeli series entitled “Hatufim,” which means Prisoner of War.

            This is a much more complex and character driven series than “24” was, filled with a certain amount of intensity and action, but more slow-burning and realistic. It follows the suspicions of CIA agent Carrie Mathison (Golden Globe winner Claire Danes), a bipolar woman with an obsession that threatens her career. When a marine is rescued after being a prisoner of the Al Qaeda for years, Carrie suspects that he may have been turned. Sgt. Nicholas Brody (Damian Lewis) returns home a different man, which is apparent to his family as well as Carrie. The question remains whether this is simple post traumatic stress or whether Brody has been turned into a sleeper agent plotting a terrorist attack against the country.

            Season one provides just enough to tease you into wanting more. There are twelve episodes in this three-disc Blu-ray set. The special features include a prologue to season two, as well as a featurette on the first season. There are also deleted scenes and a commentary track on the pilot episode.

Judge Dredd Blu-ray review

Actors: Sylvester Stallone, Diane Lane, Armand Assante, Jurgen Prochnow, Rob Schneider

Director: Danny Cannon

Format: NTSC, Subtitled, Widescreen

Language: English (DTS-HD High Res Audio), French (Dolby Digital 5.1), Spanish (Dolby Digital 2.0)

Subtitles: French, Spanish, English

Aspect Ratio: 2.35:1

Number of discs: 1

Rated: R (Restricted)

Studio: Hollywood Pictures Home Entertainment

Release Date: September 18, 2012

Run Time: 96 minutes

            The new Judge Dredd film is to make up for the failure of the 1990s with Sylvester Stallone. Stallone has recently made a comeback in the action scene, thanks to The Expendables and a revival of his most successful franchises of the past. The action star has seen many lulls in his career, but Judge Dredd felt like the beginning of the end of the action star. It was simply unforgivable how bad the movie was in many regards, mostly because of how easily forgettable it was.

            Based on a British comic book character, judge Dredd became something else entirely in the hands of Stallone, whose demands as a big star became so great that director Danny Cannon swears it altered the film. There is no denying this fact, since the comic book character is rarely out of his helmet, but Stallone spends a majority of screen time with his face free. This is what happens when you hire a big star to be in a movie.

            Even with the low caliber action and zero believability, Judge Dredd is a fascinating disaster. The Blu-ray release if fitting for such a film as Judge Dredd, with only one special feature in the bonus section. It is making-of featurette entitled “Stallone’s Law.” Sounds about right. The high definition is also not the most impressive, while still an improvement over the DVD.

Ed Wood Blu-ray review

Actors: Johnny Depp, Martin Landau, Sarah Jessica Parker, Patricia Arquette, Jeffrey Jones

Director: Tim Burton

Writers: Scott Alexander, Larry Karaszewski

Format: NTSC, Subtitled, Widescreen

Language: English (DTS-HD High Res Audio), French (Dolby Digital 5.1), Spanish (Dolby Digital 2.0)

Subtitles: French, Spanish, English  

Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1

Number of discs: 1

Rated: R (Restricted)

Studio: Touchstone Home Entertainment

Release Date: September 18, 2012

Run Time: 127 minutes

            Tim Burton is not typically known for making films grounded in reality. In fact, even the stories which are less fantasy still manage to stylistically bring us into the alternate world of Burton’s brain. Ed Wood is one of the few exceptions in the filmmaker’s filmography, mostly because it is a biopic based on the life and career of the man infamously known as the world’s worst filmmaker. Surprisingly, this is such a quirky story that there is little need for embellishment or heavy stylization from Burton, though this doesn’t stop him from giving the film a little bit of his own personal touch.

            Johnny Depp returns once again to collaborate with Burton and star as the title character, Ed Wood, an enigmatic young filmmaker with a passion for filmmaking which far surpasses the disappointment and failure which follows him. Ed Wood pushes forward with relentless optimism, despite nominal success and consistently bad reviews. Some of his success comes from a lucky friendship he makes with former screen star Bela Lugosi (Best Supporting Actor winner Martin Landau), whereas other times it seems to come only from his bizarre choices. Ed Wood films have the same appeal as a car crash, or photos of the customers of Walmart.

            From bad science fiction and horror to a partly autobiographical film about cross dressing, Ed Wood was the king of schlock cinema and Burton has just enough quirks in his own personality to capture the essence of the filmmaker. Ed Wood may not be a typical film for Burton, but it is among his best. The Blu-ray release of this 1994 classic comes with a number of special features from the DVD releases of past years. There are featurettes, one n the make up and another on the production design. There are deleted scenes and behind-the-scenes footage, and even a music video. The highlight of the bonus features is the audio commentary with select cast and crew members, but the high point of the Blu-ray is the enhanced high definition picture and sound.

Bait 3D Blu-ray review

Actors: Phoebe Tonkin, Julian McMahon, Xavier Samuel, Alex Russell

Director: Kimble Rendall

Format: Color, NTSC, 3D, Widescreen

Language: English

Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1

Number of discs: 2

Rated: R (Restricted)

Studio: ANCHOR BAY

Release Date: September 18, 2012

Run Time: 90 minutes

           

            The premise for Bait is clever. The actual film has moments, but none come from the 3D elements of the picture and many of the computerized digital effects are downright embarrassing in 2D. Where the film is successful lies in the elements of suspense far more than horror, and it is just a shame that popular trends and pointless flashiness ruined what could have been a taut thriller. All the same, there are moments within the cheesy horror film which make it rather engaging.

            This Australian horror film starts with a shark attack in the ocean. It is one which is only significant in that it leaves our protagonist filled with regret and another character turned to chum. The next significant event takes place when a large tsunami submerges an underground grocery store, and in the process trapping a sharks in the waters. The survivors hide on top of the shelves, though they quickly run out of options as the water continues to rise.

            There are many flaws to this film, but the screenplay offers a number of convincing twists and turns in the storyline. More than just the threat of a shark attack is present and there are a convincing number of sacrifices which need to be made in order to survive the aftermath of the natural disaster. The film mostly just gets bogged down by the unnecessary relationships and poor dialogue handled clumsily by the cast.

            The Blu-ray release includes a 3D and 2D presentation of the film, as well as a DVD copy. The film’s only special feature is a storyboard gallery.

The Cabin in the Woods Blu-ray review

Actors: Richard Jenkins, Jesse Williams, Chris Hemsworth

Director: Drew Goddard

Writers: Drew Goddard, Joss Whedon

Producer: Joss Whedon

Format: AC-3, Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, Subtitled, Widescreen

Language: English

Subtitles: English, Spanish  

Aspect Ratio: 2.35:1

Number of discs: 1

Rated: R (Restricted)

Studio: Lions Gate

Release Date: September 18, 2012

Run Time: 95 minutes

            Horror films are as bad as romantic comedies as far as predictability goes. There is a formula to nearly every sub-genre of horror film, from the slasher to the ghost story, and it is these preconceived ideas of what is supposed to happen which help bring the audience into a wholly new horror experience with The Cabin in the Woods. The originality is built upon the expectations which already come with the horror film, making this a clever reinvention of the wheel.

            The film begins like so many other horror movies in the last 30 years; with a group of college co-eds going away for the weekend in a cabin buried deep in the woods. There will be skinny dipping, heavy drinking and many gruesome killings. The difference between this and every other horror film of this sort is the reason behind the deaths. Without giving too much away, there are a group of employees who are watching this group in the woods, helping to ensure that they don’t survive the horrors that await them.

At the same time, as each of the members of the group reach the secluded spot, they become caricatures of themselves. The pot smoking conspiracy theorist becomes a stoner cliché while the jock becomes a Neanderthal and the hottest girl becomes a little slutty. They become the stereotypical characters expected to be found in a slasher film, including the final girl who is meant to survive at least until the last of her friends have been killed.

The Blu-ray release of this clever horror film also comes with a digital copy and an ultraviolet copy. The special features include an audio commentary by writer/director Drew Goddard and writer/producer Joss Whedon. There is also a making-of featurette and two features on the visual effects, from make-up to animatronics. There are also a number of features to better help you understand the intricacies of the film, from a Wondercon Q&A and a bonus view mode which explains details as you watch the film.

           

The Victim Blu-ray review

Actors: Michael Biehn, Jennifer Blanc, Danielle Harris, Tanya Newbould

Director: Michael Biehn

Format: NTSC, Widescreen

Language: English

Subtitles: English, Spanish

Aspect Ratio: 1.77:1

Number of discs: 1

Rated: R (Restricted)

Studio: ANCHOR BAY

Release Date: September 18, 2012

Run Time: 83 minutes

            The Victim promises grindhouse thrills and excitement, none of which are properly fulfilled. There is a difference between intentionally cheesy or an homage to bad films and actual bad filmmaking. What is done in The Victim simply seems like a poorly made film rather than a throwback to the old drive in B-films of yesteryears. Worse yet, The Victim is mostly just boring.

            The film starts out with a disturbing murder in the woods during a sexual act. This could be considered an accident, but when it is covered up there is no room for forgiveness. Only a lone stripper (Jennifer Blanc) knows about the accidental murder and cover-up, as well as the fact that the murderer was a cop. When she hides out in the cabin of a recluse (Michael Biehn), he then becomes involved in the conflict unwillingly at first and then with a disturbing amount of enthusiasm.

            Biehn stars as well as writing the screenplay and directing. The problem is that he doesn’t seem to do even an average job at any of these creative roles. From start to finish, I could not wait for this film to be over. It was a complete disappointment and predictable when it wasn’t just dull. The special features include behind-the-scenes footage of this disaster as well as an audio commentary by Biehn.  

Zaborgar Blu-ray review

Actors: Itsuji Itao, Asami, Akira Emoto

Director: Noboru Iguchi

Format: Widescreen

Language: Japanese

Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1

Number of discs: 1

Rated: Unrated

Studio: Well Go USA

Release Date: September 11, 2012

Run Time: 115 minutes

            Although Zaborgar is a change from the usual horror films to come out of Sushi Typhoon Studios, and is subsequently less gore-filled or horrific, there are still many of the bizarre sexual elements that these films are known for. Female robot villains have rockets which come from their breasts and dinosaurs (yes, dinosaurs) which come from their rectum. This is all just par for course when dining with Sushi Typhoon.

            The storyline is a superhero film of sorts involving two brothers; one human and one robot with the ability to transform into a motorcycle. This spectacularly cheesy concept comes from a popular Japanese television series from the 1970s, adapted for the big screen with a little more raunch and just the same amount of absurdity. When the human brother, Daimon, falls in love with the female robot enemy, the result is astoundingly bizarre and must be seen to be believed.

            The whole endeavor is lighthearted fun, though I wouldn’t recommend some of the humor for younger audiences. Even if this is a tamer Sushi Typhoon, it still bears the mark of the studio which has the feel of a Japanese version of Troma. The Blu-ray release of Zaborgar includes a series of short films and trailers.