Desert Island Films: Silent Comedies


 

 

        When The Artist received all of the attention that it did a few years ago, winning five Academy Awards that included Best Picture, I must admit that I was a bit dismayed. Critical praise was to be expected, because the film is an artistic homage to silent cinema. It is also a film about Hollywood, which has proved very fruitful in the past few years. This just proves that the film industry is filled with a bunch of vain sentimentalists, but it was the success The Artist had with modern mainstream audiences which baffled me. Sure, some of this was merely boosted after the Academy’s choice, but the amount of people who went to the theaters to watch a (mostly) silent film still impresses me.
 
 
 
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        Director Michel Hazanavicius is not the first to make a silent film after the arrival of sound. In 1976, Mel Brooks released Silent Movie, which is more satiric in nature while also relying on an appreciation of silent comedy. As was the case with The Artist, there is some dialogue in Silent Movie. The one line (in fact, one word) of spoken dialogue is given by Marcel Marceau, a renowned mime who usually performs without speaking.

 

        These films impress me for their attempt to return to silent cinema long after it has died, even though they are only doing it for artistic nuance. The Artist uses it to be both subversive and vintage, explaining the popularity this film had with the hipsters of the world, and Silent Movie lovingly spoofs the beloved silent films and stars. What are truly impressive are the silent films that Charles Chaplin made after 1928.

 


         In the last desert island list for classic musicals, I recalled the sequence in Singin’ in the Rain which recreates the sudden phenomenon created by The Jazz Singer in 1927. It is no coincidence that the last silent film to win Best Picture (until The Artist in 2012) was Wings in 1927. The Jazz Singer changed everything, and studios quickly adapted to the changing medium because it was what audiences demanded. By 1928 there was a ‘talkie’ Best Picture winner (The Broadway Melody), and yet Charlie Chaplin continued to make silent films all the way into the 1930s. He produced two of his greatest masterpieces while everyone else had abandoned the old-fashioned methods of filmmaking, including City Lights (1931) and Modern Times (1936).

       

        It is no secret that I am a lifelong Chaplin fan, which explains the fact that he dominates this list. I could easily have done this list purely for Chaplin films and included a few more favorites, but my inspiration for this list was the recent Blu-ray release of Safety Last! I also see no way of making this list without including The General, despite claims that it is impossible to be both a fan of Buster Keaton and Chaplin. Keaton, Chaplin and Harold Lloyd may all use different approaches to the material and each have their unique personas built up, but all make use of a physical comedy that is often attributed to vaudeville. I think it is much simpler than that, and the origins of screen humor can be traced back to one of the first films ever made.

 
 


        The Lumiére Brothers, Auguste and Louis, are attributed with being the first filmmakers. They are a unique pair, both able to patent advancements on the creation of devices for filmmaking and to have the creativity of making the world’s first moving pictures and present them for public viewing at the Grand Café in 1895. The very first one is rather dull, including only 46 seconds of factory workers as they exit the Lumiére factory, but the creation of the second film also brought the birth of onscreen comedy.

 

        Le Jardinier (The Gardner) was the second Lumiere film screened. Also known as l’Arroseur Arrosé (The Sprinkler Sprinkled), the film is just under 50 seconds and features one gag. A gardener is tormented by a young boy who steps on his hose to cut off the water supply. When the gardener looks into the nozzle of the hose, the boy releases the water and it squirts the man, who reacts by spanking the boy. This film was the beginning of narrative cinema, and also started off cinematic comedy with a bit of slapstick that would become a staple for the trio of great silent stars on this list.

 
 


5. The Gold Rush (1925)

 


[Excerpt below taken from review of Criterion Collection Blu-ray]

 

Chaplin’s reoccurring character known as the Little Tramp had been around in his silent short films, but it was The Gold Rush which made him a phenomenal success. From the signature waddling walk in his over-sized shoes and pants to the undersized jacket and iconic bowler and walking cane, the Little Tramp is unmistakably recognizable. The Gold Rush has sequences which are just as recognizable, even to those who have never seen the film before. There is the dinner roll dance, which was imitated in the 1990s romantic comedy Benny & Joon, and the boiled leather shoe meal which actually put Chaplin in the hospital for insulin shock (the shoe was made out of licorice). The Gold Rush is a goldmine of unforgettable comedic moments.

 

        The story was actually one of the few that Chaplin had completely figured out prior to the beginning of filming, and has a consistency that is lacking in some of his other masterpieces. It begins with the tale of a poor prospector with hopes of striking it rich in the Klondike. The Tramp’s search for gold also ends up bringing him to a search for a companion when he meets a beautiful woman (played by Georgia Hale), and in typical fashion he must ward off the romantic competition with wit and mischievous trickery.

 

        Slapstick humor and amazingly creative comedy aside, The Gold Rush is also an extremely sweet and emotional film. The Tramp is one of those rare characters who can misbehave in the name of what is right, drawing our affection and admiration along with the laughter. The Gold Rush would pave the way for more masterpieces, though there is no denying that they would not have been possible without the initial success of this near-perfect film. In 1942 he even re-released a new version of his 1925 classic with sound effects and a voiceover narration to replace the original dialogue cards. Whether watching the 1925 classic silent version or the 1942 re-release, there is no denying the brilliance of Charlie Chaplin’s The Gold Rush. Both are masterpieces which have just as much impact to day as when they were first created.

 

4. The General (1926)

 


        It has been said that you can be a Charlie Chaplin fan or you can be Buster Keaton fan, but you can’t be both. I’ll admit that I feel far less sentiment for the deadpan comedy styles of Buster Keaton, and prefer the vaudevillian methods of Chaplin, but The General is proof for me that it is possible to like both these actors. Keaton himself has named this as his favorite of his own films, and it is easy to see why. The humor is spectacular and the scope of the film is monumental for a comedy, especially one about the Civil War. The train crash sequence was the single most expensive shot in the entire silent movie era.

 

         Based on a true incident during the Civil War, with remarkable abilities to stay close to the facts while still remaining hilarious, The General follows the exploits of locomotive engineer Johnnie Gray (Keaton), a man whose train is stolen by a group of Union spies on a task to sabotage the railway. Gray takes it upon himself to pursue his locomotive, The General, at any cost. Starting on foot, Gray slowly moves up in modes of transportation, until taking a train backwards the remaining distance to his beloved locomotive.

       

3. Safety Last! (1923)

 


[Excerpt below taken from review of Criterion Collection Blu-ray]

 

        Harold Lloyd may not be as recognizable a name as Charlie Chaplin, and his face less familiar than the droopy-eyed deadpan expression of Buster Keaton, but his comedy is every bit as timeless. Safety Last! (1923) is to Lloyd what The Gold Rush was to Chaplin and The General to Keaton. Containing some of his most recognizable bits, including many which were borrowed by Johnny Depp’s film-obsessed character in Benny & June, Safety Last! is a perfect presentation of Lloyd’s unique comedy style. It is easy to see why these three comedy giants are often lumped together in comparison; each using a similar style of humor which is drastically altered with the unique personality each brings to the material.

 

        In Safety Last! Lloyd plays a small-town boy in love with a small-town girl, who gladly sends her man away in hopes that he becomes rich in the big city. The boy is employed as a lowly department store clerk, but he writes letters home boasting of a greater position in order to impress his bride-to-be. These lies come back to bite the boy when his beloved arrives for a surprise visit. When she has a look of horror and sadness at the sight of him as a clerk, the boy finds clever ways to continue his lies. This helps his situation temporarily, but a permanent solution arrives when the head of the department store agrees to pay a large sum for a dramatic publicity stunt to draw a crowd to the store.

 

        This publicity stunt is meant to be carried out by the boy’s roommate, who is able to scale the side of buildings with ease. When a mishap occurs and the roommate is unable to climb, the boy is forced to go in his place. This stunt results in the film’s best comedy, including the iconic image of Lloyd hanging from a clock, which Jackie Chan imitated in Project A. Chan has stated Lloyd as an inspiration for much of his work, which is easily noticeable despite the fact that he makes martial arts films. As we all know from the blooper reels during the credits of his films, Chan does his own stunts, as did Lloyd. Even more incredible than the climbing Lloyd does in Safety Last! is the fact that he did it missing several fingers. The fingers were blown off in a promotional accident, ironically, and Lloyd wore a glove to hide the impairment. Watching to see the way he favors his left hand while climbing is a fun activity for repeat viewers. I always try, but usually get too distracted by the film itself and find myself lost in cinematic heaven.

 

2. The Kid (1921)

 


        The film Charlie Chaplin is best known for is undoubtedly The Gold Rush, but I have always preferred the small-scale sentimentality of Chaplin’s first 6-reel feature with The Tramp. The vagabond prankster had already lived in one and two-reel films for quite some time, but Chaplin spent a year creating the first feature, The Kid.

 

        Showing both the mischievous side of The Tramp paired with his sweet innocent instincts, The Kid follows a poor vagabond who takes in an abandoned child as his own. Years later, the child (Jackie Coogan) is in danger of being taken from The Tramp and the life that they have known together. The Kid has all of the usual Tramp hijinks escaping from the grip of local authority figures, especially police officers, but Chaplin was able to add a new level of emotion and heart-tugging sentimentality with the extra time of a feature film.

  

1. City Lights (1931)
 
 

        When I first discovered Chaplin, around the age of 10 or 11, The Kid was my favorite film. After falling in love a few times, City Lights quickly became my new favorite. Any time I feel myself growing more cynical; this is one of the films I know I can put on in order to break down those barriers. Comedy and melodrama have never been paired so perfectly, both effective in their own way and blending to make a masterpiece of a film about the sacrifices of true love.

 

        This was the first silent film that Chaplin made after the arrival of sound, and it took him three years of production in order to complete it. There was heavy encouragement to make the film in sound, which must have felt even more urgent the longer Chaplin took to complete it. The more years spent making this film meant more years gone since silent films were successfully dominant, or even present. And yet, this film saw incredible success, even pulling Albert Einstein to the theater for the premiere.

       

        The film is a simple love story with heartbreaking twists and turns. At the heart of the film is The Tramp, who falls in love with a blind flower girl (Virginia Cherrill) and decides to do everything in his power to help her. He loves her in such a selfless way that it doesn’t even matter to him if he gets credit for what he does to improve her life, and that is what makes this film so spectacularly romantic.

 

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New to Blu-ray: Safety Last! (1923)

  • Actors: Harold Lloyd, Mildred Davis
  • Format: Blu-ray, Black & White, NTSC, Silent, Widescreen
  • Language: English
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.77:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: NR (Not Rated)
  • Studio: Criterion Collection
  • Release Date: June 18, 2013
  • Run Time: 74 minutes



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            Harold Lloyd may not be as recognizable a name as Charlie Chaplin, and his face less familiar than the droopy-eyed deadpan expression of Buster Keaton, but his comedy is every bit as timeless. Safety Last! (1923) is to Lloyd what The Gold Rush was to Chaplin and The General to Keaton. Containing some of his most recognizable bits, including many which were borrowed by Johnny Depp’s film-obsessed character in Benny & June, Safety Last! is a perfect presentation of Lloyd’s unique comedy style. It is easy to see why these three comedy giants are often lumped together in comparison; each using a similar style of humor which is drastically altered with the unique personality each brings to the material.

     

            In Safety Last! Lloyd plays a small-town boy in love with a small-town girl, who gladly sends her man away in hopes that he becomes rich in the big city. The boy is employed as a lowly department store clerk, but he writes letters home boasting of a greater position in order to impress his bride-to-be. These lies come back to bite the boy when his beloved arrives for a surprise visit. When she has a look of horror and sadness at the sight of him as a clerk, the boy finds clever ways to continue his lies. This helps his situation temporarily, but a permanent solution arrives when the head of the department store agrees to pay a large sum for a dramatic publicity stunt to draw a crowd to the store.

     

            This publicity stunt is meant to be carried out by the boy’s roommate, who is able to scale the side of buildings with ease. When a mishap occurs and the roommate is unable to climb, the boy is forced to go in his place. This stunt results in the film’s best comedy, including the iconic image of Lloyd hanging from a clock, which Jackie Chan imitated in Project A. Chan has stated Lloyd as an inspiration for much of his work, which is easily noticeable despite the fact that he makes martial arts films. As we all know from the blooper reels during the credits of his films, Chan does his own stunts, as did Lloyd. Even more incredible than the climbing Lloyd does in Safety Last! is the fact that he did it missing several fingers. The fingers were blown off in a promotional accident ironically, and Lloyd wore a glove to hide the impairment. Watching to see the way he favors his left hand while climbing is a fun activity for repeat viewers. I always try, but usually get too distracted by the film itself and find myself lost in cinematic heaven.

     

            The Blu-ray release of this masterpiece includes a newly restored 2K digital film transfer which is as near flawless as I have seen from an early 20s film. The 1989 score from Carl Davis was synchronized and restored for presentation, presented in uncompressed stereo. There is also an alternate score by organist Gaylord Carter from the late 1960s. The special features include an audio commentary by Harold Lloyd archivist Richard Correll and film critic Leonard Maltin. The film has an optional introduction by Lloyd’s granddaughter, but the truly special features are the three short films from the comic genius. There are two one-reel films (Take a Chance, Young Mr. Jazz) and one two-reel film (His Royal Slyness). Also included is a 108-minute documentary about Lloyd from the late 1980s, and a new documentary called Locations and Effects. The booklet insert features an essay from film critic Ed Park and plenty of iconic photographic shots perched on the side of the building.

     

    Entertainment Value: 9/10

    Quality of Filmmaking: 9/10

    Historical Significance: 10/10

    Disc Features: 9/10

    A Good Day to Die Hard Blu-ray review

  • Actors: Bruce Willis, Jai Courtney
  • Director: John Moore
  • Format: AC-3, Color, Dolby, DTS Surround Sound, Dubbed, Subtitled, Widescreen
  • Language: English (DTS 5.1), French (Dolby Digital 5.1), Spanish (Dolby Digital 5.1)
  • Subtitles: English, French, Spanish
  • Dubbed: English, French, Spanish
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Number of discs: 2
  • Rated: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: 20th Century Fox
  • Release Date: June 4, 2013
  • Run Time: 98 minutes


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            I can only think of a few occasions where an action film has been too loud for me, compelling me to turn the surround sound stereo to a more reasonable level. A Good Day to Die Hard is easily one of noisiest action film I have encountered, but it is the consistent droning of the noise which inevitably makes it unbearable. There are no ups and downs in this film; it is consistently at level 10, which inevitably dulls the senses and makes all of it seem like white noise by the conclusion. The action just becomes boring to watch despite the volume of it.

     

            I had issues with the last Die Hard film, mostly because I can’t stand the idea of a PG-13 Die Hard. With that being said, at least it contained something of a script. Everything in A Good Day to Die Hard feels underdeveloped, from the cliché half-written plot to the half-ass dialogue which feels like it could have been made up by the actors on set. The jokes don’t land, or make sense, and the emotional father/son sub-plot is forced, predictable and completely unbelievable. It feels as though everyone approached this film as if it were a gag, from the writers all the way down. The only people who took it serious were the producers, who threw enough money at the project to make sure there are plenty of explosions.

     

            This film plays like a straight-to-video sequel to Safe House, with John McClane (Bruce Willis) traveling to Russia to try and find his son, Jack (Jai Courtney), who is a spy trying to hide a prisoner and thwart some generic world domination plot. Lots of things blow up in an unbelievable manner leading to a large climactic battle which has already escaped my memory. I would rather have forgettable than the opening chase sequence, which is so bad that I can’t remove it from my brain. The action is incoherent and incessantly noisy, it is overlong, and ends in a CGI absurdity belong up there with the refrigerator escape in the latest Indiana Jones film.

     

            The Blu-ray release includes both the theatrical and extended cut of the film. There is also a DVD and digital copy of the film included. The special features have many fluff piece featurettes, including one on the awful car chase sequence. There are also a few deleted scenes with nothing really necessary, a still gallery, and a commentary track featuring director John Moore and assistant director Mark Cotone. The commentary is only available for the extended cut.

           

    Entertainment Value: 6/10

    Quality of Filmmaking: 1/10

    Historical Significance: 3/10

    Disc Features: 7/10

    Sadako 3D Blu-ray review

  • Actors: Satomi Ishihara, Kôji Seto, Yûsuke Yamamoto, Tsutomu Takahashi
  • Director: Tsutomu Hanabusa
  • Format: Blu-ray, Dolby, NTSC, 3D, THX, Widescreen
  • Language: Japanese
  • Subtitles: English
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: Unrated
  • Studio: Well Go USA
  • Release Date: June 4, 2013
  • Run Time: 96 minutes



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             I don’t know what level of popularity the Ringu film franchise or the books by Koji Suzuki which they are based on have in Japan, but I can’t imagine that there are many international audience members eagerly awaiting another chapter in the chronicle. Sadako is said to be the “terrifying” conclusion to the story of the media-savvy serial killer spirit. The fact that Sadako has taken advantage of the popular 3D format only makes for a horror film with forced brightness and far too little terror. As cleverly as the story has been adapted to modern technology, there are too many things wrong with this film to live up to expectations brought on by the original, not to mention Gore Verbinski’s long-winded remake.

     

             Sadako, the evil spirit from the original VHS tape, has now made it viral. She waits in the deadly video clip that can only be found at certain times, killing the suspecting viewer. There is a huge plot hole in the film with the only people searching the internet for the clip seem to be the ones who honestly believe that it has the ability to kill. This makes little sense to me. I understood the VHS version of the curse, mostly because it was often viewed on accident and by a group of slumber party girls trying to scare each other. In this film they go through great length to find something that they believe will kill them if they view it. This is never addressed or even cleverly avoided, like many other plot holes in this horror film with very little horror.

     

             The death of one girl in a high school brings the suspicions of a fellow student and a teacher, who investigate the phenomenon of the forbidden video that kills you. There is no longer a time delay either, and apparently the clip is always viewed in private. It all build in the usual Japanese ghost horror film manner, providing a film left for die-hard fans of the franchise with the understanding that the 3D format completely alters the feel of the film. The Blu-ray release also comes with a 2D version of the film.

     

    Entertainment Value: 4/10

    Quality of Filmmaking: 3/10

    Historical Significance: 4/10

    Disc Features: 3/10

     

    Identity Thief Blu-ray review

  • Actors: Jason Bateman, Melissa McCarthy, John Cho, Amanda Peet, Jon Favreau
  • Director: Seth Gordon
  • Writers: Craig Mazin, Jerry Eeten
  • Producers: Jason Bateman, Dan Kolsrud, Mary Rohlich, Pamela Abdy, Peter Morgan
  • Format: Color, Widescreen
  • Language: English (Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo), English (Dolby Digital 5.1), English (DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1), French (Dolby Digital 5.1), French (DTS 5.1), Spanish (Dolby Digital 5.1), Spanish (DTS 5.1)
  • Subtitles: English, French, Spanish
  • Dubbed: French, Spanish
  • Aspect Ratio: 2.35:1
  • Number of discs: 2
  • Rated: Unrated
  • Studio: Universal
  • Release Date: June 4, 2013
  • Run Time: 111 minutes



  •          There are far too many similarities between Identity Thief and Due Date, but it only seems to be the bad elements which are similar. Both have a straight man and an outrageous personality trapped together on a cross-country road trip, and both expect the audience to believe that the straight man somehow begins to care for the absurd personality by the end of the film. In Due Date this is slightly more believable, if only because one of them isn’t a criminal who stole the other person’s identity.

     

             Jason Bateman plays Sandy Patterson, a man whose feminine sounding name makes it easier for Diana (Melissa McCarthy) to steal his identity. The police won’t help to track her down because she is out of state, and the film provides a less than believable excuse for Sandy to travel across the country to track her down himself. When he finds her and finally convinces her to travel back with him to confess, they must drive instead of flying because of the fact that they share the same name. I’m not really sure why Diana couldn’t just use her real ID, but this is just an excuse for road hijinks and another plot point which can’t be examined too closely.

     

    I know I am not spoiling any endings by telling you that Diana and Sandy eventually become friends. This is harder to believe than anything else in this contrived film, but the worst offense of the film is how few laughs that there are. McCarthy is just loud and vulgar and Bateman is just the usual bumpkin. They have played these roles before in far better films. Watch those instead.

     

    The Blu-ray special features include a making-of featurette and a gag reel, which are also on the DVD. Exclusive to the Blu-ray disc are select alternate takes, a featurette on the humor of Identity Thief, if you can find it, and a tour of the Skiptracer’s van. The package also has a digital copy of the film.

     

    Entertainment Value: 5/10

    Quality of Filmmaking: 4/10

    Historical Significance: 1/10

    Disc Features: 5/10

     

     

    The ABCs of Death Blu-ray release

  • Actors: Erik Aude, Kyra Zagorsky
  • Director: Ti West, Jason Eisener, Adam Wingard, Nacho Vigalondo, Ben Wheatley and more.
  • Format: AC-3, Dolby, Widescreen
  • Number of discs: 2
  • Rated: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: Magnolia Home Entertainment
  • Release Date: May 21, 2013
  • Run Time: 130 minutes


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             Anthologies irritate me. Perhaps this is mostly due to the inconsistencies and the mere fact that a poor attempt to tie the fragmented stories together with a book-end narrative never works. I also find that the amount of time allotted to each story in most of these anthologies is just enough to annoy me with all of the weighty exposition and provide one thrill. The result feels like watching the dull part of three horror films without the climax of any.

     

    Anthologies are irritating, but I would not put The ABCs of Death in this category. Thematically these films are tied together, but there is no effort made to combine them in narrative. Viewers going into viewing of this film will have a much better time if they realize that this is a collection of shorts, each separate and merely catalogued alphabetically for viewing enjoyment. As a matter of fact, there is nothing saying you have to watch these films in order. It will make no difference in the viewing experience how you watch these 26 short films, though attempting to sit and watch the entire film in one sitting may test the patience of some less dedicated viewers.

     

    This may not be a typical anthology, but it is carries the same inconsistency in material that has become expected with them. The difference between this film and the anthologies with three to five short stories is the length of time we are forced to endure the weaker aspects of the film. The film’s producers even provide the audience with a disclaimer at the beginning of the film, almost seeming to warn us that they had no creative control in the individual films from 26 different international directors. They were each given a letter of the alphabet and told to make a film about death using a word starting with that letter. Most shorts are around six minutes, so it never lasts too long if they are absurd, disgusting or simply dull.

     

    Be warned; there are many shorts within this list that are sure to disgust and offend. The Japanese filmmakers have especially unique styles, though anyone who has watched a film from Sushi Typhoon should be no stranger to the unique blend of violence, sex and humor. It is also important to point out that though each of the films are about death, this does not necessarily mean that these are all horror shorts. Some filmmakers take a more comical approach, and there are even a few animated shorts thrown into the mix.

     

    This is not a film I would recommend as light viewing. This is the type of movie which could easily be watched in sections, and perhaps enjoyed more in moderation rather than enduring all 130 minutes at once. Though most shorts run at around six minutes, some of them are rather intrusive to the senses. There is something in here to offend everyone, something for everyone to hate, and also something to like. The only consistency throughout this collection seems to be the shock factor in the material. Some of the shorts shocked me simply due to the laziness of the filmmaker or the lack of any coherence, while others are offensive in the traditionally vulgar manner. There is animal abuse, fart jokes, falic weapons, masturbation and even a killer turd. Half the fun of the collection is trying to figure out what word the short is using for the letter, which is not revealed until the end. 

     

    The special features on the Blu-ray include behind-the-scenes footage, deleted scenes and making of features for the letters A-D, F, H-J, P, R, T, V, W, and Z. Even more impressive is the filmmaker’s commentary, which has over 30 filmmakers chiming in. Also included is a promotional featurette, a trailer and a BD-Live feature with the short film competition submissions.

            

    Entertainment Value: 8/10

    Quality of Filmmaking: 1-8/10

    Historical Significance: 7/10

    Disc Features: 7/10

    New to Blu-ray: 3:10 to Yuma (1957)

  • Actors: Glenn Ford, Van Heflin, Felicia Farr, Leora Dana, Henry Jones
  • Director: Delmer Daves
  • Format: Blu-ray, Black & White, NTSC, Widescreen
  • Language: English
  • Subtitles: English
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.77:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: NR (Not Rated)
  • Studio: Criterion Collection
  • Release Date: May 14, 2013
  • Run Time: 92 minutes

  • 3:10 to Yuma

     

             Westerns have long had traditionally clear conceptions of heroes and villains, down to the very presentation of these types based upon the color of their clothing. In the earliest westerns the good guy wore white and the bad guys black, making it very easy for the audience to follow in the age of silent cinema. Delmer Daves’ 3:10 to Yuma was made long after this, in 1957, but the westerns still carried the same polar characterization in its storytelling. 3:10 to Yuma breaks this mold, in a compelling western which is also part character study that drives the story along with contradictory behavior from the “bad guy.”

     

             The bad guy is Ben Wade, a role that actor Glenn Ford wanted over the role of the heroic farmer Dan Evans, which was instead given to Van Heflin. Wade is an outlaw with a loyal crew following his every order. They are so loyal that there is not even a remark when Wade kills one of his own men during a holdup when he is taken hostage by the driver of the stagecoach. Rather than listen to the driver’s demands, he simply kills both of them quickly and moves on.

     

             When Wade is captured in a nearby town, it is the loyalty of his crew which brings the biggest threat to his captors. The small town’s law wants to quickly ship Wade away to a bigger city for trial, but is in danger of attack from Wade’s crew in the process. Struggling farmer Evans agrees to take Wade to the train station and accompany him on the 3:10 to Yuma, if they can survive the gang’s attacks until the train departs.

     

             The suspense is peppered with a number of conversations between prisoner and his captor during this wait, and we learn more about the integrity Evans has and the complexities behind Wade’s own personality. The screenplay was based on an early short story by Elmore Leonard, who has stated this to be one of his favorite adaptations of his work.

     

             The Blu-ray release includes a newly restored  4K digital film transfer, with an uncompressed monaural soundtrack, as well as an alternate 5.1 surround soundtrack with DTS-HD Master Audio. The disc’s special features include new interviews with Leonard and Glenn Ford’s son, Peter. There is also a booklet insert with an essay from film critic Kent Jones.

     

    Entertainment Value: 8/10

    Quality of Filmmaking: 9/10

    Historical Significance: 8/10

    Disc Features: 7/10

     

     

     

    Dark Skies Blu-ray review

  • Actors: Keri Russell, Jake Brennan, Josh Hamilton, Dakota Goyo, Kadan Rockett
  • Director: Scott Stewart
  • Writers: Scott Stewart
  • Producers: Bailey Conway, Bob Weinstein, Brian Kavanaugh-Jones, Charles Layton, Harvey Weinstein
  • Format: Color, Widescreen
  • Language: English
  • Aspect Ratio: 2.35:1
  • Number of discs: 2
  • Rated: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
  • Studio: Starz / Anchor Bay
  • Release Date: May 28, 2013
  • Run Time: 97 minutes

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             Dark Skies is a moderately entertaining and mildly intelligent thriller, perhaps because writer/director Scott Stewart seems to have taken notes on every successful alien abduction/invasion film before writing his own screenplay. Even his style of direction has a tint of Spielberg lightness to it, despite the darker material about a family under attack from an otherworldly source. There is little about Dark Skies which feels remotely original, I suppose with hope that any ignorant younger audience member won’t be any wiser to the recycled content they are being fed. 

     

             Keri Russell and Josh Hamilton head up the cast as Daniel and Lacy Barrett, a seemingly ordinary couple with two children living a normal suburban life until they are marked by unseen aliens. A series of strange events begin to occur to the family and Daniel and Lacy struggle to find a way to protect themselves from an unknown assailant. Their only ally is a man whose life has been dedicated to researching and fighting alien invaders. This role is somehow made believable through the talents of J.K. Simmons.

     

             The frazzled couple discovers that the events are all leading up to the stealing of a child from the home, so they hunker down and plan to fight back. This is somewhat ridiculous in more than one way, proving that Dark Skies is also a film which is unable to stand up to too much scrutiny. Better to just sit back and hope the small thrills are enough for an evening of entertainment. I will say this; Dark Skies attempts to tap into relevant social issues with the storyline, though much of this gets lost with so little of the genre elements able to impress audiences.

     

             The Blu-ray release includes alternate and deleted scenes, as well as a commentary track with Stewart along with producer Jason Blum, executive producer Brian Kavanaugh-Jones and editor Peter Gvozdas. The package also has a DVD and an ultraviolet copy of the film.

    Entertainment Value: 7/10

    Quality of Filmmaking: 4/10

    Historical Significance: 2/10

    Disc Features: 4/10

     

     

    A-Z Daily Throwback Review: Zombie Strippers (2008)


     

             It doesn’t take an extremely observant person to notice all of the zombie film that have flooded theaters and rental shelves since Danny Boyle’s successful re-imagining of an apocalyptic, zombie-like virus. Shortly afterward Zack Snyder (300) brought the running zombies to America with his remake of the second in George A. Romero’s legendary zombie series, which he returned to quickly afterward with Land of the Dead and more recently with Diary of the Dead. The question is, why did Romero choose this time to make his zombie comeback?

     

    Sure, they were already popular again, but the reason they became popular when in the 1980s nobody seemed interested is somewhat of a mystery. Since zombie films are often read as apocalyptic, and with The Night of the Living Dead (1968) seeming to reference to the Vietnam War, it seems to make sense that zombie films would become popular while we are at war and living in an apocalyptic world. With all of the stress and anxiety brought on by the these films, it is a relief to see them begin to gain some humor and enjoyment in recent reflections on the zombie genre. Once again our trend seems to follow the British horror films, oddly enough, who also added humor to the genre with Shaun of the Dead.

     

    Zombie Strippers makes no attempt to hide the social and political commentary, humorously giving a drastic future in which George W. Bush has become a dictator in the United States, with many wars raging overseas and nudity illegal in the United States. Whereas zombies in many past films have come from unknown origins, we are told directly on a news program that the zombies are being created to become soldiers in the many wars. As always happens, the virus gets out. A group of soldiers are sent into the research lab to kill all of the zombies, but when one of them is bitten he runs away to save himself. When he accidentally stumbles into an illegal underground strip club and unwittingly gives the virus to the strippers.

     

    When the star stripper, Kat (Jenna Jameson), is bitten by the zombie soldier, the club owner, Ian (Robert Englund), is surprised to see her get back up. Rather than resort to simply feeding off of flesh, the female zombies in this film retain the ability to remember what they were trained to do, as the soldier zombies are meant to, so Kat immediately begins stripping again. When the small club begins benefiting from the zombie stripping, the other strippers begin offering themselves to be bitten in order to become popular at the club. The only downside to the strippers is that they resort to biting when giving private lap-dances and the male zombies are not nearly as controlled once infected.

     

    Writer/director Jay Lee wrote a clever script with strippers discussing philosophy in relation to the transformation of the strippers. At times Lee’s reach extends beyond his grasp, especially when the actresses playing the strippers stumble over the words of dialogue. Many are too committed to their roles while others remain campy through the entire film. Surprisingly Jameson seems to be the one able to stay campy and humorous without losing the persona she is playing. It seems strange that the porn star in the film would be the most natural, but I suppose she has enough experience in front of a camera to feel comfortable. Roxy Saint of the goth rock band Roxy Saint and the Blackouts is also one of the strippers, but her acting is slightly less convincing as a goth stripper. You would think she should be a natural. The doorman is also played by Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz, ensuring that a large number of the cast has a recognizable name, even if it is in another field of entertainment. Fortunately, the film is soaked in enough graphic violence and nudity used for humor and arousal to distract from the many errors in the clever B-film.

            

    A-Z Daily Throwback Review: Year of the Dog (2007)




    Mike White has a specific style of writing that somehow manages to poke fun without losing touch with reality. The result is often a melancholy sense of humor, sometimes dark but honest above all else. Year of the Dog marks White’s turn at directing his own script, though the scripts he has written for others have been fantastic. White uses the same sensibilities that have often been applied to his other scripts by other directors, with many similarities to Chuck and Buck in terms of aesthetics. What is even more impressive is the entourage of fantastic actors willing to be in the film. Molly Shannon alone gives such a dedicated and honest portrayal of a sincerely lonely woman, setting aside all slapstick and humor that she is normally known for. This is a comparable film with Punch-Drunk Love in terms of the opportunity it offered Adam Sandler. Granted Year of the Dog is not to be held to the same standards, especially considering the large ensemble films Paul Thomas Anderson had already made, but Shannon is certainly as dedicated to playing the role completely straight. 

     

    Peggy (Molly Shannon) appears to be a fairly content person in her life, happy to go about her business at work and with her friends as long as she has her dog Pencil to return home to. Even as her brother and sister-in-law, who is played by a wonderfully anal Laura Dern, flaunt their children in her face Peggy doesn’t even seem to mind being single. Pencil is a companion to her day and night, even sleeping beside her. We see their routine enough to know that when Pencil leaves the bed to explore outside one evening it can only end badly for him. Peggy is crushed by the loss of her only companion and her mood is not elevated by friends, family or work. At the same time she finds that the death of her dog brings her all sorts of new opportunities.

     

    When searching for her dog Peggy bothers the man living next door (John C. Reilly), who asks her on a date afterwards. Not having Pencil to hold her back anymore Peggy finds herself in new situations, dating with all of the quirks that come attached. Another man brought into Peggy’s life by the incident when she receives a call to adopt a dog from a worker (Peter Sarsgaard) who was there when Pencil was brought in. Peggy develops a crush and takes the hobby of getting homes for dogs as well as changing her lifestyle to vegan. Every choice she makes is meant to lead to satisfaction and happiness but ultimately people disappoint her.

    Desert Island Films: Classic Musicals




                I never much cared for Woody Allen when I first discovered his films. I must have been around the age of 15. It was at this time that I was assembling my concept of a romantic love, mostly through the endless absorption of idealistic presentations in film romance. I sought out the best and most popular romances that the world of film had to offer, in search of my own map for a love life. When I reached Annie Hall (1977), I found most of Allen’s humor too cynical for the innocent ideal of my youth. At the age of 30, a viewing of Annie Hall brought a wonderfully different film experience.

     

    There were two things that I recall liking in the early Allen films that I watched at in my teens. The first was the line in his aforementioned classic about masturbation being “sex with someone I love.” As I said, I was fifteen. The second thing which won me over to the filmmaker on some small level was within the storyline of Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989). Allen’s character, Cliff Stern, is a documentary filmmaker with the same neurotic and cynical attitude about love which turned me away from Alvy Singer, and yet it was within this film that I began to appreciate the Woody Allen personas. This is completely due to the fact that Cliff owns only one 16mm print, and that film is Singin’ in the Rain (1952), and the passionate way he talks about watching the beloved musical. It is impossible to be a complete cynical and love Singin’ in the Rain as much as Allen clearly does.

     

    A shared love of the same pop-culture piece of art has a way of bringing people together. When you first start dating someone new, these are usually among the first questions asked during the ‘getting-to-know-you’ portion of the relationship. What is your favorite book? What kind of music do you listen to? What are your favorite movies? Even if we have little else in common, this shared love of the same things can bridge that gap. Musicals tend to have the increased emotional attachment, due to the manner in which music seems to speak volumes in sentimentality. Indeed, each of the films on my list are movies connected and intertwined with memories of my youth and my life thus far. Not one of these films has been watched just once, or even just a couple of times, but are films which I have already carried with me. There are no storm clouds in my life which can’t be momentarily cleared away by a little Singin’ in the Rain.

    Joe Piscopo and Paul Sorvino in How Sweet It Is
     

    This past weekend, Brian Herzlinger released his original comedy musical, How Sweet It Is. Discussing classic musical influences on his modern musical, Brian inspired me to think about my personal favorites. This may be the easiest list I have compiled, because all I have done is chosen the films I have watched since childhood without ever finding them tiresome. It isn’t the most unique list, but sentimentality has no need for originality.

     


     

    5. Easter Parade (1948)

     


                I have seen Easter Parade at least twenty times. Probably closer to 30. My family watches it every Easter, and I even once asked to view it in a class about film musicals in grad school. Despite the countless times I was forced to endure the pastel and lace aspects as the storyline as an unwilling teen, I never once tired of watching Fred Astaire. Though this isn’t my favorite of his films, the pairing with Judy Garland is magic and the toy shop scene remains among my favorite of Astaire’s routines. 

     

                The tagline for Irving Berlin’s musical was “The Happiest Musical Ever Made,” and it is true that much of the film is just light entertainment. Many of the musical numbers are just creative performances onstage, which provide entertainment and filler for the film. The storyline is simple, similar to the plot of My Fair Lady with a show business twist. This is mostly just a film about performances, and that is more than enough with these entertainers.

     

    4. Guys and Dolls (1955)

     


                Marlon Brando never struck me as the type to be in a musical, but that is exactly what the musical Guys and Dolls needs. It needed tough looking actors unlikely to be seen singing and dancing. The addition of Frank Sinatra makes it a killer combination and one of the best musicals to ever come out of Hollywood. This film was adapted from the Broadway musical and it features some of the same cast. Sky Masterson (Brando) and Nathan Detroit (Sinatra) will bet on anything when they are out of the racetracks. When trying to get some quick cash, Nathan bets that sky can’t seduce the new missionary (Jean Simmons) that just moved into the neighborhood. As often happens in the movies, they fall in love and all ends in a song.

               

                The production and the casting choices are almost as fascinating as the film itself, especially the various stories behind the rivalry Sinatra and Brando had on set. There was some contention over the fact that non-singing actor Brando was given the larger role in the film, one which Sinatra much preferred to the one he was given despite the extra title song added for his presence in the film. Brando’s response was practical jokes, such as intentionally flubbing lines to ensure repeat takes of uncomfortable scenes. However difficult it was to cast this film, and however tense the production was, the results are fantastic. Who cares that Brando’s vocals for the musical numbers needed to be spliced together from several different takes? Somehow it worked out, and Sinatra moved on by performing “Luck Be a Lady” onstage for years to come. Now we think of him when we hear that song, not Brando.

     

    3. The Wizard of Oz (1939)

               

    This is one of the most memorable films of all time, and it would be difficult for anyone to claim that they made it through their childhood without seeing it on television at least once. Not only has The Wizard of Oz claimed a home in the hearts of many for generation after generation, but it has also been given a place in film history. Growing up, it was an event if we turned the television on and discovered that The Wizard of Oz was playing. Even though it was available on VHS, there was something special about knowing this film was a constant. Because of the high number of times it appears on television, studies have shown that this is the highest watched film in history.

     

                Because of this, I imagine most everyone is familiar with the story and all of the wonders it has to offer. This is another film with a great deal of drama within the production, and that can be fascinating as well. Personally, I just love this film for purely nostalgic reasons. It is far from a favorite film of mine, but watching it brings me back to childhood on some small level. I never saw the new Oz film. Walt Disney was furious when MGM had the rights to the beloved book series, and the Disney studio has made several sequels and sub-par rip-offs ever since. I’m sure there is some merit to the new Oz film, but nothing will ever compare to the classic.

     

    2. West Side Story (1961)

     


                West Side Story was the first musical I saw onstage, and immediately following it became the first musical I saw on film. The dance turned into fight immediately made an impression, as did the fantastic songs which fill the musical score by Leonard Bernstein and lyrics by Stephen Soundheim. Winner of 10 Academy Awards, including Best Picture, this film version of the classic musical is one of those rare films which are as good as they are memorable.

     

                Taking Romeo and Juliet and updating it to 1950s New York City with music, West Side Story is about the forbidden love between two members of rival gangs. The Jets are a group of white thugs and The Sharks are the Puerto Rican gang members in the neighborhood, and both constantly fight each other. When one of the Jets (Richard Beymer) falls in love with one of the Sharks (Natalie Wood), they think that they can find a way to be together, but the tragedy of the rivalry takes over. This colorful winner of Best Cinematography, Best Art Direction and Best Costume Design is a vibrant film, and also one with an emotional punch within the storyline.

     

    1. Singin’ In the Rain (1952)

     


                Singin’ in the Rain follows the advent of sound in motion pictures, and the rippling effects it had in Hollywood, complete with a reenactment of the most memorable moment of The Jazz Singer (1927). Gene Kelly stars as a silent film star who is forced to reinvent himself when sound becomes a demanding necessity for modern audiences. There are many scenes showing an accurate and comical portrayal of the switch to sound filmmaking, including a particularly memorable sequence in which the microphone is unsuccessfully hidden in numerous locations on set.

     

    The film within the film is a mess in test screenings, mostly because of the awful sound, including a leading actress with a shrill and uncivilized voice that doesn’t match the audience’s expectations after seeing her elegant beauty in countless silent films. These were problems that were actually dealt with in the early days of sound, with countless foreign actors suddenly out of work because of their troublesome accents. Singin’ in the Rain utilizes this chapter in film history to advance the storyline, advancing the plot towards a solution that turns the flop into a successful musical, with up-and-coming actress Kathy Selden (Debbie Reynolds) lending her voice to dub over the voice of irritating film starlet Lina Lamont (Jean Hagen).

     

    As well as Kelly’s signature over-the-top fantasy finale number, Singin’ in the Rain has some fantastic smaller bits as well. I have always loved “Make ‘Em Laugh,” which Donald O’Conner so enthusiastically performs in the role of Cosmo Brown. And there is no denying the simple elegant spectacle of the title number. Who hasn’t hummed that tune walking down a rainy street filled with puddles? Seriously, I can’t be the only one.





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