Every aspect of Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping feels calculated and constructed for success. The structure of the film is largely borrowed from Rob Reiner/Christopher Guest’s classic mock-rockumentary, This is Spinal Tap, with a bit of VH1’s “Behind the Band” to update the format for younger audiences. It also updates the subject, switching from the fading hair bands in the 1980s to an indictment of pop/hip-hop stars of today, primarily focusing on a character very obviously based on Justin Bieber. While the jokes are consistently funny for at least two-thirds of the film and the music parodies created by The Lonely Island are at least as successful as the work they have done for “Saturday Night Live” over the years, something about Popstar feels a bit too safe. Even a scene of graphic male nudity (thanks to a contribution from producer Judd Apatow, who takes his efforts to use male genitals in a majority of his film one step further by offering his own for this gag) can’t save this film from being less shocking than reality itself. Anyone who has read about the spoiled-brat behavior of Bieber over the years or follows the narcissistic ramblings of Kanye West’s twitter feed will realize that real life is far more absurd than anything offered in Popstar.
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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies 4K Ultra HD Review
I can’t judge how the blending of zombie horror with Jane Austen’s classic text worked in Seth Grahame-Smith’s novel, but it was an all-around awkward cinematic endeavor in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. The film adaptation by Burr Steers tries to please too many audience demographics and instead succeeds at none. Many have remarked that the most successful aspects of the film are those which remain closest to Austen’s original story, and though I would agree, these are also the parts of the film that reminded me of the far superior adaptation by Joe Wright a little over a decade ago. Like Spider-Man, apparently this is a narrative we must endure a new incarnation of for each generation.
Rise of the Legend Blu-ray Review
In the latest adaptation of the Wong Fei Hung narrative, Rise of the Legend, comparisons are bound to be made with previous martial arts film classics that have tackled the same subject. Unfortunately, this latest endeavor starring Eddie Peng in the iconic role lacks the humor of The Legend of the Drunken Master, the epic qualities of the Once Upon a Time in China franchise, and the charisma of their stars, Jackie Chan and Jet Li. What Rise of the Legend does have is polished visuals that modernize the cinematic action to emphasize cinematography over the pure physical abilities of its star. The past films were more about the action choreography, whereas Rise of the Legend becomes about the camera work instead. Sometimes this emphasis on visuals works as a welcome distraction to the obvious shortcomings in other areas of filmmaking, though it occasionally runs the risk of being as soulless as any number of CGI-filled summer blockbusters.
Song of Lahore DVD Review
Song of Lahore DVD Review
For the first twenty-minutes of Song of Lahore, I struggled to find an interest in the material. There were too many individuals introduced into the documentary narrative, without any context to explain to me why I should care about each of them. I’ll admit that I even began writing this review in my head, prematurely condemning the filmmakers for a lack of focus. Though these individuals eventually came into focus over the course of the film, it was the ideals and faith which turned the narrative into a cohesively moving piece. Like the jazz music the documentary is centered on, Song of Lahore is about the spirit of the individuals coming together to create, despite adversity and oppression faced in their daily existence.
The Boy Blu-ray Review
I almost feel as though two reviews are needed for The Boy; one for the final climactic sequence and another for the remainder of the narrative building up to that point. They simply feel so disjointed from each other that it is almost unfair to compare them together. Far too much of the screenplay relies upon a final twist of sorts, but it mostly just made me feel as though I had been cheated. Had this been a short film, I would not have minded, but the feature length narrative forces the audience to invest in far too much of the slow-burn mystery for the end revelation to be such a cheap cop-out.
Hostile Borders DVD Review
Hostile Borders DVD Review
There needs to be some reason for a film to keep my attention, and hating the main character does not suffice. For this reason, I often found Hostile Borders nearly unbearable. Despite ample opportunity within the unique set-up to discuss politics, this inexplicable drama instead forces melodrama and cheap thrills. We spend the entire film with a character that has no apparent opinions beyond her own selfish desires, and even these are often difficult to discern amidst the sparse dialogue given to her and the one-note performance from the lead. Even the most obvious character development you might expect to see is thrown away for mindless action sequences, which are poorly shot and have no gravity since I had no compassion for anyone involved.
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Emelie Blu-ray Review
Actors: Sarah Bolger, Joshua Rush
Director: Michael Thelin
Format: Widescreen
Language: English
Region: Region A/1
Number of discs: 1
Rated: Not Rated
Studio: Dark Sky Films
Release Date: May 3, 2016
Run Time: 82 minutes
Emelie is a slow-burn thriller that is
extremely efficient in building tension and suspense, keeping me captivated
until the letdown of an uninspired final act. Without the strength of Sarah
Bolger’s convincing performance as the title character, a psychotic young woman
disguised as an average middle-class family’s new babysitter, Emelie would have been far easier to
dismiss before the screenplay’s shortcomings failed the film. Instead, I was so
impressed with the set-up of the narrative, it made the lackluster final reveal
that much more disappointing. It builds wonderfully for more than half the
run-time before reaching a monotone plateau act, ending with a whimper when it
should have been a bang.
Son of Saul Blu-ray Review
Actors: Géza Röhrig, Levente Molnár, Urs Rechn
Director: László Nemes
Format: Subtitled
Language: Hungarian
Subtitles: French, Portuguese, Spanish, English
Audio Description: English
Region: All Regions
Aspect Ratio: 1.37:1
Number of discs: 1
Rated: R
Studio: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
Release Date: April 26, 2016
Digital Copy Expiration Date: December 31, 2019
Run Time: 107 minutes
Nearly every
year there seems to be a Holocaust film competing (often successfully) for
award-season recognition. Last year it was Poland ’s
Ida that won Best Foreign Language
Film at the Academy Awards, and this year Son
of Saul received the same accommodation for Hungary . Although there have been
countless Holocaust films to win this award, this was only the second time a
film from Hungary
has won an Oscar, and the first time winning a Golden Globe. Skeptics might
automatically assume that the subject matter alone was enough to earn this
honor, but Son of Saul is a
technically meticulous piece of filmmaking deserving of endless praise.
Meet the Hitlers DVD Review
Actors: Gene Hitler, Romano Hitler, Emily Hittler
Director: Matthew Ogens
Format: Color, NTSC, Widescreen
Language: English
Region: Region 1
Number of discs: 1
Studio: Virgil Films and Entertainment
DVD Release Date: April 5, 2016
Run Time: 84 minutes
Meet the Hitlers is a seemingly narrow
documentary about people with the name Hitler, and how it has impacted their
lives. Although I found the premise for this documentary intriguing, I was
concerned that there would not be enough material to hold my attention for an
entire feature. This problem is helped a great deal by adding a secondary story
about the investigation into Hitler’s actual bloodline, but the greater
solution comes in the filmmaker’s ability to make this a film about the people
rather than their name, which also seems to align with the overall message
within the narrative.
The Great Hypnotist DVD Review
Actors: Xu Zheng, Karen Mok
Director: Leste Chen
Format: Color, Dolby, NTSC, Subtitled, THX, Widescreen
Language: Chinese
Subtitles: English
Region: Region 1
Number of discs: 1
Studio: Well Go USA
DVD Release Date: April 5, 2016
Run Time: 104 minutes
As I watched The Great Hypnotist, I couldn’t help but
feel that there was something being lost in the translation. There is a
fantastic tradition of dialogue-heavy narratives with two characters verbally
dueling through a series of twists and revelations, and this certainly seems to
be a fitting categorization for this film as well, but it had little success in
captivating my attention. This is why I wondered if it was the subtitle
translation preventing me from becoming gripped by the dialogue, or if it were
merely uninspired writing to blame.
Stealing Cars DVD Review
Actors: Felicity Huffman, William H. Macy, John Leguizamo
Director: Bradley Kaplan
Disc Info : Subtitled, NTSC
Language: English
Subtitles: French, Portuguese, Korean, Mandarin Chinese, Thai, Spanish, English, Japanese
Dubbed: French, Japanese
Region: Region 1
Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
Rated: R
Studio: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
DVD Release Date: April 5, 2016
Run Time: 101 minutes
It would be too
easy to criticize Stealing Cars for
having an unoriginal plot, though that is certainly the case, but it isn’t the
existence of other troubled youth narratives that are the problem. The real
issue comes from the construction of this film, which done well would have
helped excuse the unoriginality in the narrative. Instead, each cloying moment
in a screenplay that feels written by an angst-filled film student is then
indulged without logic or balance by the director.
Only Angels Have Wings Blu-ray Review
Actors: Cary Grant, Jean Arthur, Rita Hayworth
Director: Howard Hawks
Disc Info: NTSC, Special Edition, Subtitled, Widescreen
Language: English
Subtitles: English
Number of discs: 1
Studio: Criterion Collection
Release Date: April 12, 2016
Run Time: 121 minutes
Only Angels Have Wings is sandwiched
between two other collaborations with Cary Grant in the filmography of Howard
Hawks, showcasing his range as a director along with the star’s versatility.
1938’s Bringing Up Baby and 1940’s His Girl Friday gave audiences two
different personas for Grant, one meek and bookish with the other cocky and
masculine, but both utilized his comedic abilities within the screwball
sub-genre. While 1939’s Only Angels Have
Wings also made use of the witty repartee and masculinity, it gave
audiences a chance to see Grant in a dramatic role and allowed Hawks to capture
the excitement of aerial action sequences.
Mediterranea DVD Review
Actors: Koudous Seihon, Alassane Sy
Director: Jonas Carpignano
Format: Color, NTSC, Widescreen
Language: Arabic, English, French, Italian
Region: Region 1
Number of discs: 1
Studio: MPI HOME VIDEO
DVD Release Date: March 29, 2016
Run Time: 110 minutes
Director Jonas
Carpignano’s stylistic approach to Mediterranea
often feels akin to a documentary, limiting the musical score’s encroachment on
the narrative and enough shaky handheld camera work to help the audience feel
each jarring moment with an enhanced level of discomfort. And it is a subject
which both the truthful depiction and uncomfortable realism, one which remains
narrow in its character depiction while simultaneously telling a story with
universally wide relevance. The African immigrants depicted in Mediterranea could very easily be any
number of other immigrants across the globe, and that is why it is important to
also anchor the realistic narrative with a character to empathize with.
The Hateful Eight Blu-ray Review
Actors: Samuel L. Jackson, Kurt Russell, Bruce Dern, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Tim Roth
Director: Quentin Tarantino
Format: Color, NTSC, Widescreen
Language: English
Region: Region A/1
Number of discs: 2
Rated: R
Studio: The Weinstein Company
Release Date: March 29, 2016
Run Time: 168 minutes
Combining (and often enhancing) the
social commentary and western setting of Django
Unchained with the simple story structure and collection of violent
character types found in Reservoir Dogs,
The Hateful Eight seems an accurate
composite of Quentin Tarantino’s entire filmography, from beginning to present.
In terms of violence, The Hateful Eight continues
the progression of extreme and exaggerated practical effects, which seems to
have started in the universe of Kill Bill
with spurting blood. At the same time, the amount of violence is often
surprisingly restrained; when your cast of characters is limited by remote
location, each death is that much more significant. It is the simplicity of
this plot, the restraint in storytelling that it demands, which ultimately
allows Tarantino to create one of his greatest cinematic achievements.
Killing Them Safely DVD Review
Actors: Rick Smith, Tom Smith
Director: Nick Berardini
Format: Color, NTSC, Widescreen
Language: English
Region: Region 1
Not Rated
Studio: MPI HOME VIDEO
DVD Release Date: March 29, 2016
Run Time: 95 minutes
I can’t say that
I ever put much thought into TASERs beyond an instinctual feeling to avoid
them. I haven’t been in a situation which put me in the line of fire and have
no intentions of ever discovering what it feels like, but the documentary Killing Them Safely gave me facts to
back up my instincts. Even if a majority of those hit with the latest
police-issued weapon are left without permanent damage, I still see no reason
to take the risk of becoming one of the few that don’t survive. And even more
importantly, this is just another piece of evidence in recent scrutiny of
police behavior, and it is the poor discretion of the users which is far more
frightening than the weapon itself.
Bicycle Thieves Blu-ray Review
Actors: Lamberto Maggiorani, Enzo Staiola
Director: Vittorio De Sica
Format: Restored, Special Edition, Subtitled, Widescreen
Language: Italian
Subtitles: English
Number of discs: 1
Studio: Criterion Collection (Direct)
Release Date: March 29, 2016
Run Time: 89 minutes
The approach to
cinema as an art form has been divisive from the very beginning, as the Lumiére
brother made films ground in documentary-style realism while George Méliès
would trail blaze the formalist approach shortly after. Another such moment of
stylistic crossroads in film history came with the formalism of Orson Welles’ Citizen Kane (1941) followed by the Italian
neorealist approach taken by Vittorio De Sica in Bicycle Thieves (1948). With non-professional actors, natural
lighting, and the use of real locations in post-WWII Italy , Bicycle Thieves remains an icon for realism in cinema, regardless
of narrative.
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 Blu-ray Review
Actors: Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson, Elizabeth Banks
Director: Francis Lawrence
Disc Info: AC-3, Closed-captioned, Color, DTS Surround Sound, NTSC, Subtitled, Widescreen
Language: English
Subtitles: English, Spanish
Region: Region A/1
Number of discs: 2
Rated: PG-13
Studio: Lionsgate
Release Date: March 22, 2016
Run Time: 111 minutes
Despite the
massive success of The Hunger Games franchise, I have been highly skeptical of
the young adult book adaptations since the original 2012 release. The first
film gave me pause due to a remarkable number of similarities the PG-13 film
shared with a far edgier R-rated Japanese film from 2000. But despite what
seemed like blatant borrowing, The Hunger Games was engaging enough to draw my
curiosity to the sequel. I somehow assumed that the continuation of “The Hunger
Games” in the title ensured the film would finish with another climactic
sequence within the games, and was extremely letdown to discover the film
utilized a ‘deus ex machine’ moment to remove all significant characters from
the action before the Hunger Games completed. This would be like releasing a
film called Batman v Superman where the film ends just before they are about to
fight. I felt cheated by the title and annoyed at the convenient removal of the
only interesting dilemma in the franchise. My frustration was only carried over
into the second sequel, which had no Hunger Games and no worthwhile action or
plot.
Brooklyn Blu-ray Review
Actors: Domhnall Gleeson, Emory Cohen, Hugh Gormley
Director: John Crowley
Language: English (DTS 5.1), Spanish (Dolby Digital 5.1)
Subtitles: English, Spanish
Dubbed: Spanish
Region: Region A/1
Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
Number of discs: 1
Rated: PG-13
Studio: 20TH CENTURY FOX
Release Date: March 15, 2016
Run Time: 105 minutes
I love films in
the romance genre, though it often takes a willingness to forgive the
predictable contrivances of the genre. Often the goal only appears to be
satiating the audience’s desired outcome, which leads to cheesy and unbelievable
results involving beautiful actors, manipulated emotions through sentimental
soundtracks. Rarely is there a romance film containing characters resembling
real people, with actual choices to make and difficult outcomes because of
these choices. Brooklyn
is one of these rare films, demanding more from its audience while also paying
off with far more intelligent rewards due to the excellence in filmmaking. In
other words, Brooklyn
doesn’t sacrifice logic and character development for the sake of its romantic
moments, and this makes them feel earned.
Victor Frankenstein Blu-ray Review
Actors: James McAvoy, Daniel Radcliffe
Directors: Paul McGuigan
Language: English (DTS 5.1), French (Dolby Digital 5.1), Spanish (Dolby Digital 5.1)
Subtitles: English, French, Spanish
Dubbed: French, Spanish
Region: Region A/1
Aspect Ratio: 2.39:1
Number of discs: 1
Rated: PG-13
Studio: 20TH CENTURY FOX
Release Date: March 8, 2016
Run Time: 110 minutes
This
re-imagining of Mary Shelley’s classic gothic novel from Twentieth Century Fox
is not a complete waste of time, but it is a bad enough that I am sure the
failure has Universal Studios concerned. The iconic horror studio has long been
planning a “Monsters Universe” franchise to mimic the success the comic book
universes, but the last thing that they want is audience’s to think of
unsuccessful attempts such as this. Fortunately, The Mummy is the first endeavor in the open-world of Universal
horror, and hopefully audiences will have time to forget this film before they
re-imagine Frankenstein one more time.
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